Things Heard…
You sometimes here the strangest things, if you keep your ears open. Things that people say in public can be… unusual, to say the least.
On the train the other day, repeated every thirty seconds on the dot for the entire trip home (about an hour and fourteen minutes):
“Queensland…”
On the train tonight, after a guy obviously high on something (life, so he claims) gets between carriages and climbs up to see what it looked like:
“I’m not crazy, really. I’m just an idiot!”
Said in the bar I visited today for Agent FareEvader’s birthday meet-n-greet:
“And then he said he wanted to tie me up and spank me with a wooden spoon. How am I supposed to respond to that?”
Heard as I walked along Flinders Street after said birthday event:
“So I’m taking my mother home to meet my girlfriend, now.”
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